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The Republicans: the party of RuMP, tRuMP and RuMPelstilskin.

(Shades of Grover Cleveland and John Blaine and the election of 1884.)

When you're famous like Mr. tRuMP,

You can grab a party by its RuMP.

Remember these great lines (who came up with these?):

Here's the new version:

I do not like you down my shirt,

I do not like you up my skirt,

I do not like you near my RuMP,

I do not like you Mr. tRuMP.

(A tip of the hat to the person who wrote the original of this poem -- and it's not Sam-I-Am.)

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RMP = Rich Man's Party (formerly GOP)

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