Thursday, September 15, 2011

Another old joke formally updated as new facts roll in

Perry: Hi big pharma.

Merck: Would you do us a favor and force our vaccine on young, innocent, most likely Christian Texas girls even though it would allow them to prevent cervical cancer, thus encouraging them to be promiscuous for the rest of their lives? We'll contribute $23,000 directly to your campaign and give another half million to the Republican Governors' Association who will funnel a big chunk of it to you.

Perry: Of course: What's not to like, big pharma.

Merck: OK, then how's about we give you $5000?

Perry: Hell no: What kind of candidate do you think I am?

Merck: We've established that, we're just haggling over the price.

For 2 more old jokes updated, see previous blog here.

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